Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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