Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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