I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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