the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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