Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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