Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
