Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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