i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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