please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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