and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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