In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
