David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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