How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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