she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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