Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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