I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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