just tell him i said nine months
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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