I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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