idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
two words: eviction party
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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