woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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