she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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