But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
please don't ironically join a cult
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