they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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