i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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