Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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