I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
