I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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