Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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