I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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