Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
