Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how can u be prego again
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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