did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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