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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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