belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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