Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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