he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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