My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Even my vagina gasped.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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