Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Four minutes until I can fart!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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