honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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