I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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