a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
one might say we're banned from that church
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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