Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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