CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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