Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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