That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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