Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
