dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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