actually, I'm a sock model
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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