I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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