I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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