I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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