girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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