I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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