names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
